Stormcloud Brewing Company

belgian inspired. michigan made.

Stormcloud Brewing Company is a northern Michigan brewery crafting Belgian inspired ales two blocks from the Lake Michigan beaches in Frankfort, MI and features flatbread pizza, small-plate appetizers, sandwiches, soups and popcorn.

Storm the Vote

  • Stormcloud Brewing Company 303 Main St. Frankfort, MI

Storm The Vote Results

The people have spoken in our faux election poll. Here are the percentages for each vote:

Innie - 89%
Outie - 11%

White Meat - 45%
Dark Meat - 50%
Write-in: None - 5%

Flight - 50%
Invisibility - 40%
Write-in: Fight - 4%
Write-in: Pint - 1%
Write-in: X-Ray Vision - 1%
Write-in: Any Wish I Want - 1%
Write-in: Invulnerability - 1%
Write-in: Change Appearance - 1%
Write-in: Yes - 1%

Top - 65%
Bottom - 33%
Write-in: Either - 1%
Write-in: Whatever She Wants - 1%

Slow - 52%
Fast - 46%
Write-in: Medium - 1%
Write-in: Fast Then Slow - 1%

Ginger - 41%
Mary Ann - 57%
Write-in: Gilligan - 1%
Write-in: Scarlett Johansson - 1%

Bacon - 47%
Bacon - 47%
Write-in: Bacon - 4%
Write-in: Joe Bacon - 1%
Write-in: Eww, Eat Veggies Not Friends - 1%

Once - 26%
Twice - 73%
Write-in: Three Times A Lady - 1%

Breast - 75%
Bottle - 25%

Beer - 70%
Wine - 29%
Write-in: Stormcloud Beerz - 1%

Back - 64%
Belly - 36%

Safe - 52%
Sorry - 44%
Write-in: Sorry Not Sorry - 1%
Write-in: Happy - 1%
Write-in: Winner!- 1%
Write-in: Free- 1%

To Be - 83%
Not To Be - 17%

Hero - 76%
Villain - 24%

Lefty Loosey - 32%
Righty Tighty - 67%
Write-in: Yup - 1%

Star Wars - 75%
Star Trek - 23%
Write-in: Jetsons - 1%
Write-in: Supertroopers - 1%

Prince - 66%
Prince Edward - 32%
Write-in: Prince Albert - 1%
Write-in: Trump - 1%

Morning - 37%
Night - 60%
Write-in: Afternoon - 1%
Write-in: Sunset - 1%
Write-in: Afternoon Delight - 1%




This Election Day we invite you down to the pub to exercise your American right to vote... while drinking beer. The Founding Fathers would approve.

Storm the Vote in our Faux Election: Let's keep this simple. We'll give you two choices, such as… White Meat or Dark Meat. You vote for your favorite. Anonymous results displayed in the pub. Voting ends at 8pm. All ages welcome to vote.

Voting Booth Etiquette: Beer encouraged. Beer poured in ballot box not encouraged. Selfies allowed if shared via #StormTheVote.

Happy Hour and Comfort Food Specials All Day: Cuz we need all the comfort we can get after this election.

Uncle Sam Wants You... to Vote at Stormcloud this Election Day!

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